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Fuck.
Emporer, and Lord of Chaos.
And not even one expression of concern for me... hmmm.
How easily they turn. It took exactly one day. 180degrees Fucker.
Fuck you.
I may be bordering on insubordination at the moment. Ooops.
I have wasted a lot of time on horseshit though, that much at least, is true.
I got an idea:
If you're going to have a website, try making something at least mildly interesting. I think I've earned the right to say this and if I haven't, blow me anyway, you worthless douche. Use profanity if you have to, lord knows I'm not above it. But for the love of Jesus Christ of the Nazareen and the apostles don't stick up pictures of your lame ass family, your fucking poetry, or the billionth top ten list of why you love Friends. I don't care. No one does. Say fuck, shit, douch-bag come whore or something. Fuck, what's wrong with these fucks?
They always get so offended that they want more.
The North American Imperialist said it best:Stuff From the Road, third paragraph after the "blow" word puzzle. One of those distinctive moments where language actually proved itself adequate.
I, too, am just trying to let you fuckers know where I come from.
HHHHHooooorrrrrrrible slut monster,fuck sent from hell to torment me ass fucking freak nicarguan douche beast fuck-hole, jizz stain, nuttrashcatching fortyeth level lameness ninetyeth level shitforbrains...
Whew... Much better now.
Let's see how many people I've managed to piss off today...
The people who need to understand won't understand.
I think... Yes. I defect.
I can't allow my art to slip away. Or be destroyed. Or defaced.
I've backed up everything on the site. A lot. The Empire may never die. Heh heh.
I believe this is what our Imperialist friend calls Free Rant Style.
Oh Bell by the North American Imperialist is still quite possibly the best rant ever. Read it. If you haven't you are worthless and must redeem yourself by reading it. If you don't like it, take a nice thick two by four and perform a reverse bowel movement with it. I'll even provide the wood.
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"my alternate morality system does not allow for shame(period)"
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In all honesty, I probably don't like you. There are five or six people outside of family that I like. You're probably not one of them.
Here's a hint:
Tell me how to run my life after you participate in it for a while.
And Maybe people need their asses kicked into the right direction some time. I'm more than happy to do it too.
I finally don't care. Thanks for pushing me that last little bit I needed over the edge.
Not worth the trouble anyway.
Want to see sad shit? Go see alternaturds at www.makeoutclub.com.
Anyone that makes me look conservative needs to be locked up or shot.
I hope it hurts like fuck.
Get angry. Don't try to understand. Don't listen. Do stupid things.
"I'm a nerd, word, I drink Thuderbird." -ICP
Stop it or I'll make you. Trust me.
I'll tell you what, why don't you do a better job? Do a better job than me, or even a comparable one and I'll eat crow. Until then you can go right on shitting your nest and complaining about the smell.
"Thanks"
I thanked Meghan, the girl that helped me get this site back and in offending order again. I think I have a crush now. Tee-Hee.
I want to thank the fans, whoever the Hell you are. Although I think I'm the biggest fan.
By the way, if you come here(which you most obviously do), shout out on the post page, whether you're a fan or not.
Thanks to the people that write shit here and make this a little more than my inane conversations with myself.
Ah yes, and thanks to those of you who are anti-fans. You're the ones that make it fun. I hope to bring more frowns to you all for years to come. Maybe you people will show me and live successful lives, raise kids up right, hold jobs, and maybe even add something to the human experience. I really hope so... But I doubt it, so until then: Suck my ass.
And finally, thanks God.
