Wonders


"... No wonder I could never keep her satisfied."

*** If you've gotten pregnant by one man while dating another - You're a slut.

Shut-up.

I'm right.

*** I hate my industry.

*** The message was always here. Why are they just now realizing this?

*** What if I'm tired of standing for something?

*** If you have dated, are dating, or ever will date Tabor... You're lame.

*** Tabor, quite screwing naive, easy girls.

*** Shut-up and listen, jackass. And stop being dumb.

*** My friends hate it - It must be good.

*** I don't like women and children; I like quiet, noncomplicated living.

*** I have stalked before. How lame am I?

*** Why do old people randomly spout decidedly useless sayings like, "You can't quack the duck until you pave the driveway."?

*** I wish I could put "F" and "U" closer together in the alphabet so I can fuck you like a little whore, light up a cigarette, blow the smoke in your face, and tell you "It's over.".

*** Having a six pack of Bud Lite and not having to work would go a long way towards making this day much less lame.

*** I hate couples.

*** There aren't finer words in the English language used in tandem than "fuck" and "you".

*** That statement was so idiotic that not only will I not dignify it with an answer, we are now stupider for having heard it.

*** I'm right, obviously.

*** Never again.

*** There's something wrong with this girl.

*** Shut-up, bitch.

*** I want to cry when I think about how bad it is.

*** She simply will not stop saying dumb things.

*** Where's my money, woman?

*** I wish that I had something truely fine in my life.

If I had something truely fine in my life it's only true purpose would be to be lost.

*** I might be wrong.

*** She didn't squirm sufficently.

*** I'm sure you don't care. Even slightly.

Why is cautious optimism the best I can hope for?