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Ha! They gave me demerol. proof that god loves us.
wait, wait, wait, let's back the truck up, shall we?
I had a nervous breakdown. Now I can be just like Mariah. Yay.
Did you cry after I hung up last night?
Ma says if he really wanted to be here, he'd get here.
Maybe she's right.
There's nothing like the feeling of vomiting up your own stomach lining.
That's the best, I love that.
Please don't be lame, guys. I really don't need it right now.
Mike, suck your own caca.
Big Godzirra... well... isn't much to say, really. But wonders never cease.
Schmitty, if you don't write me back, then I'll just be lonely.
Dad -- Fuck off. Really.
Mom, as usual, thanks for saving my ass.
Please help me. I can't do it alone any more. I think the illness proved that one.
"Love me. Please, love me. For God, the World, and everything that ever mattered just love me back. I won't judge you or ever make you unhappy. Just tell me that you love me."
And yet you expect something hiding behind that because I'm a woman?
Nope, that's it, the whole kit and kaboodle.
You've never been the fucking villain, so FUCKING STOP IT ALL READY. THE LAST THING I NEED AT THIS POINT IS YOU LOLLING ALONG MAKING YOURSELF OUT TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT. SO STOP. NOW.
It's not that I make myself out to be the centre of all the negativity, it's the way you say it that makes me wonder if you blame me.
Blame me, then. I don't give a fuck anymore.
I cannot stop, for anything. I've got to get back on my feet, now.
"Death is not the worst thing that can happen to you." - Bill Maher
I wonder if he's worried. Don't let it get you down, Sweets, or you'll end up like me.
Where the hell is my copy of "OK Computer"? I miss it so much it hurts.
www.explodingdog.com
Oh, well. Gotta get to work soon or they'll, uh... fire... me... ?
Just for once, pretend that you'd care. I realise that all my works are of an extremely selfish nature.
You don't like that? Fuck off.
Oh, here's a list of people that should catch the same things I have right now:
Morgan
Jesse
Tabor
The Thesarus Whore (Prostitute)
David
Ruby (More so, any militant lesbians running Pizza Huts)
Ach.
It's not rare, it's IBS!
