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"Trust"
I really hope I don't have to kill people. I mean, seriously. I really hope I don't have to kill someone. You know. Taking human life kind. That would be a very regrettable happenstance. All the same, I'm not afraid to do it.
At all.
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As an 'Associate'(not employee like every other work place) of Wal-Mart I am fairly sure that it is the cause or at least site of much child abuse. Just go in and listen sometime. Now, count how many parents threaten to beat a screaming child within an inch of their life while you're there.
Maybe I'm just a judgemental asshole with too much time on my hands.
It's hard being a man these days. With all the femenine crap out there it's hard to just be a man anymore.
I may make little or no sense up to and beyond this point.
Well, I found a silver needle,
I put it into my arm.
It did some good,
did some harm.
But the nights were cold
and it almost kept me warm,
how come the night is long?
- Leonard Cohen, "The Butcher"
"You have to give up."
- Tyler Durdin
My paranoia may get the best of me yet.
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake."
I'm watching you.
I was told once that I was one cold hearted, mercenary, mother fucker. Is it bad that this is a high compliment to me?
How's life treating me? Like a rape victim.
Hrumph.
"Reality TV"
You know, I don't think I understand why the villian in movies wants to take away the only thing the hero loves. Speaking from a villian's point of view, a real villian typically only wants what he needs to get by. He just doesn't care how he gets it. The ends justify the means.
Speaking as someone with something to lose and irrational fear of losing: If I had the only thing that makes my life worth living on a daily basis taken away I would spend my remaining time alive slowly destroying the taker. I would spend my last penny/breath/heartbeat/moment alive for vengence.
I really do think too much.
What do you say to the people who are the reason you're not dead or in jail?
Thanks?
"Let the Doctor Operate"
Why is it that fucking people ask for my professional help with computers and then won't let me work. I'm the fucking expert. Not you. You asked. The internet is not all contained in the fucking blue 'e'. I think I know what I'm talking about. I have a piece of paper that says so if that's what you need. I'm not a retard. I've been using these machines for 14 fucking years. I was breaking these God damned things before you knew what the Hell they were. So, if I fucking tell you to move over, kindly get the fuck out of my way or leave me alone and don't ask for help you stupid fucks. I think the only four people that ever let me just work are the Imperialist, a couple of friends and my girl. Everyone else all of a sudden is an expert after asking for my fucking assistance.
It's an insult to tell me something won't work. I'm the expert and I'm giving up my time for your problem. One you probably created. 95% of problems lie between the keyboard and the chair. Yes, it's you. The asshole sitting in the chair. Would I waste my time trying if I didn't think there was a chance my solution will solve the problem? Do I look as stupid as these fucking people are? Stop clicking on every fuck-tarded sweepstakes pop-up and titty link you see. Don't download attachments called "funnypic.jpg.exe.evildestroyervirus". Don't go to "http://www.horribledestructivevirus.com". Use some fucking sense. Or give me room to work.
Fucking sons of bitches.
I don't know if it's been said before, but this is like taking a big shit. I feel a little drained but a lot better inside afterwords.
Or maybe that's sex.
Oh, bell.
