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ahhhh....
i would like to share some things that may help some of you along the way of life.
respect the american flag. even though what it stands for has basically been ruined and destroyed, the flag never did anything to anyone. i think.
try to listen to all different kinds of music. if it sucks, and you know it sucks, then you can bag on it.
chicken noogies---a reliable alternative.
never, ever, ever, on pain of your fucking existance, rely on anyone else. you will only get hurt, and fuck your life up all to hell. rely only on yourself.
don't fly to israel anytime soon. silly jews. silly muslims. silly christians. all that's over there anyway is a bunch of broken up rocks, sand, oil, and totalitarian dictatorship.
when in doubt---do the robot.
good things:
beer
drugs
music
sex
fantasising about a life not so nearly worth ending
bosendorfers
stradivarius
beer (oh yeah, i said that. may as well re-iterate.)
sarcasm
nuance and subtlety (in small doses)
rope and tape
norm macdonald
louis black
your own car
having the ability to say "shut up," and mean it
to be mean
callousness is good anytime. HEAR THAT? ANY TIME.
sleep.
cigarettes.
isaac asimov books
that's about it.
if you have more than three of these things at any time in your life, consider yourself lucky.
sleep well, my decimating little deity.
we're too hard on each other. does that mean we'll stop? i doubt it.
he just wanted them to listen. do i condone his actions? no. but i do wish people would just listen more instead of waiting for their turn to speak. (you would do well to realise that you do that all the time.)
i hate mary tyler moore.
i defect.
i defect.
