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why the hell do i need to donate a blood sample to rent a fucking video?
ha ha.
please, stop beating the hell out of me. no, i do not like it.
Open this damn door now.
is ron popeil cryogenically frozen until the new infomercial needs to be filmed?
am i having a flashback, or is there a talking cartoon cup on television? damn heroin.
rape me.
leave me behind.
thanks, pop.
i am sorry. and the one i'm sorry to, you know who you are.
dad, i swear to god, will you stop? please? i'll leave you alone altogether if you want.
mom...
thanks.
trade me, you say? welcome to this horse's anus.
i wasn't smelling your spicy brains.
i love you. parts of you, anyway.
fuck the israelis. fuck the palestinians. fuck iraq, and iran, and afghanistan, and canada, and your mom for making such shitty cheesecake.
i only break the house rules because getting caught isn't that important. yup.
dogs can be stupid. beer is really a man's best friend.
if a woman doesn't know her place, shoot her. better yet, grab her hair really hard and make her call you daddy.
i miss you. i really do. we may never be close, but i wonder if you'll tolerate me for much longer.
what the fuck is up with fox news? watch it sometime...journalistic integrity means nothing to these twits. it's like
entertainment weekly.
don't talk like that, you slut.
why is it that the future of me is only spoken in abstracts?
karma, stop biting me in the ass. if you believe in that sort of thing.
"she wants some black lovin'."
magnificat.
fuck all you asshole mother fuckers who think jim carrey sucks. if he could get STILL get famous after making "once bitten," then he deserves some fucking respect.
nope. you won't. but i guess it's all right. you learn to stop having opinions after a while.
soy bomb.
no soul.
pussy galore.
i cannot let her see me living like this.
please, for once, for one fucking second, will you drop it all, the huge fucking wall, and just be with me?
it will be the only time you could ever attempt to save us.
so much for the afterglow.
"he don't lie."
there is no point to any of this. i shall never again demonstrate coherence. why waste my time on indigent masses of fools who won't understand anyway?
david, you have ruined me.
sea monkeys rock your ass.
just a little joke between me and the fags.
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help me i am in hell and i hate you. i'm afraid to leave you because if i do i will be lonely. i do not want to be alone.
that is why i am still here.
"it's too late."
